Sep 1st, 2014
Sep 1st, 2014
sex-bom-omb:

I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
Sep 1st, 2014

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(Source: bruhheem, via halescaru)

Sep 1st, 2014
Sep 1st, 2014
waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
Sep 1st, 2014
Sep 1st, 2014

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via roopchanchillin)

Sep 1st, 2014
Sep 1st, 2014 Anonymous: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

Sep 1st, 2014
Sep 1st, 2014
Sep 1st, 2014
howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
Sep 1st, 2014

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

image

Ah, yes. The second day.

(via unsmokable)

Sep 1st, 2014
Sep 1st, 2014

trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

(via falling-for-your-eyes)