Oct 21st, 2014
Oct 21st, 2014
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
Oct 21st, 2014
thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
Oct 21st, 2014
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singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette
Oct 21st, 2014
Oct 21st, 2014
Oct 21st, 2014

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

(via milky-velvet)

Oct 21st, 2014
thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn
Oct 21st, 2014
jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌
Oct 21st, 2014
Oct 21st, 2014
havanadelapina:

paperacid:

dickscratch:

bruh

true


lmao omg
Oct 21st, 2014